Favourite sayings about scooters?

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    Favourite sayings about scooters?

    Post by NorthernJordan on Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:05 am

    I've always liked these two (probably been changed to include the scooter reference tbh.

    For those who do now understand why I ride Lambrettas, no explanation is possible. For those that do, no explanation is needed.

    I spent all my money on crack, cider, whores and Lambrettas... The rest i just waisted!


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    Post by Wally on Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:17 am

    The one that's always amused me is whenever you chat to someone about having a rear wheel blowout/piston seizure, regardless of where they're from the phrase "my arse was twitching like a rabbits nose" is always used


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    Post by Jamie on Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:30 am

    "Bloody bikes!"
    or when your talking to random old folk in the rally town. "i was at brighton against the rockers"
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    Post by NorthernJordan on Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:35 am

    Wally wrote:The one that's always amused me is whenever you chat to someone about having a rear wheel blowout/piston seizure, regardless of where they're from the phrase "my arse was twitching like a rabbits nose" is always used

    Or when you say "it was as tight as a badgers arse" who found out they were tight in the first place :O


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    Post by josh on Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:54 am

    haha wally i have had seizures and never used that the best is as jamie said is when a old person comes into my work there like omg i used to have one of them and used to ride everywere onit we was top mods or when someone says your a mod then and i am like no theres a difference and they think a mod is a scooterist?
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    Post by rhyshill1 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:23 pm

    "thats a well nice ped"
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    Post by NorthernJordan on Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:15 pm

    rhyshill1 wrote:"thats a well nice ped"

    How fast is yer ped mert?


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    Post by rhyshill1 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:44 pm

    It's got 70's kit on it and sick pipe, bare quick. does like 90 m's

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